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Vote or Die! ... wait ... Vote or be Severely Wounded!

There's a lot of voting coming your way between MathSoc, Actual Feds, and Feds. Be sure to be up on the issues before you vote. Do you know which candidates for MathSoc president supports missile defense? Do you know if Stephen Harper thinks the exambank needs to become online-only? Be sure you know before you vote.

We asked our production staff "What is the issue you care most about in this election?": Pi (Pink Tie Pledge), Ali (Scones), Andre (Recapturing the surfs for world domination), Richard (So long as I get my cushy contract, I'm happy!), DanS (the future, not the past), ShearedSheep (space intentionally left blank), aLemma (re-integration of church and state), Val (cubed roots for every man and mathematical constants for every woman), Paradox (floating point precision), Kamara (Reopen the X-Files), Angelo (Improved overseas defence. Maybe buying a second gun for our army? Bullets to go with it may help), M. Perkins (Take Hans Island back from Denmark), Sleepyfox (cake, sex, no really!), Mark (The institution of a "Stanley Cup Playoff" holiday period) .

Thanks to Graphics Services. But be sure to vote. Or not, frankly your vote will only dilute the power of mine.

Ian W. MacKinnon (Monkey knife-fights, anyplace, anytime)
Jenn Smith (Anti-Americanism)