Any questions? There better not be.
This is a famous equation hint-hint: exam.
For now just take it on faith, just like the engineers.
It's like popcorn: I can't believe it's not butter.
[Recursive Algorithms] are what makes the Fast Fourier transform fast, and the Quick Sort quick
That's right! You're safe by calculus
Is Shawn here? No. We're screwed.
In class we do these simple problems and the assignments are really horrible, which is true.
[I] wound up with a fourth order equation. And if you put a gun to my head I could find an answer for you.
[Of mistake] This is usually when I say it's an exercise.
Typically females live 3 to 4 years longer than males. If I was a female, I'd sound happier than this.
This class is interesting, unlike OS. Operating Systems is a solved problem. It's boring. If you're taking OS from Tim Brecht, don't tell him I said that. He's bigger than me.
Today is the last day. I can only do so much damage to you.
[On Prof. Zorzitto] The bar doesn't open until 10:30 am, so when you see him, he is still sober. We don't tell him we said that, do we?
Norms from inner products satisfy the parallelogram rule... you might have seen this on YouTube.
Just like skinning cats, there are many ways to prove theorems. I apologize to the cat lovers in the room.
If you don't get what I'm writing on the board, you can come take a brownie. At least you can digest that.
Prof: For those of you who have not taken at least one brownie, you should
not complain that others are getting 2.
Student: We should not, but we still can, right?
Prof: Technically, yes. It's more like a moral obligation.
'No biggie' is not a precise mathematical term.