A new episode of the Lego franchise: Lego Gears of War.
A Nethack movie has been announced, with Charlie Sheen playing the
role of the Ampersand.
Microsoft unveils a deal with Kink.com to allow free downloading of
porn to Gold Members of Xbox Live.
George Lucas has unveiled a LOTR-Star Wars Crossover game. "Vader!
You shall not pass!"
Nintendo is planning to kill off all but the 150 original Pokemon.
Also, to not be outdone by Project Natal has developed mind powered
video games. Mind control is on the way.
Steve Jobs made a guest appearance to unveil games made exclusively
for Mac. Unfortunately, nobody cares.
With Sims 3 flying off the shelves, EA brought up the idea of Sims
4, where each sim is actually a minimum wage employee living in a third
world country.
Ensemble Studios released a gameplay trailer for Age of Empires 4.
Two men sitting on opposite sides of the world holding fingers over red
buttons.
Last but not least, we still have yet to see the appearance of a
girl at E3 who was not brought there under threat of force.