mathNEWS!

Now with 60% less writers!

Ok, so it is mathNEWS production night here in the MC and I am sitting here alone in the Unix lab. Well I am not exactly alone, ImpulsED is here sitting hunched over his computer shooting me evil looks in between bouts of tears, RamED has left the room on errand again, and lets not forget Angelo. He has been here since the turn of the century. I blame the poor turn out on ImpulsED's new habbit of sacificing writers to his dark god, or it could be the fact that our regular room was closed for repairs and no one knew where to find us. It's kind of a toss up.

Never the less, the mathNEWS production staff will do their best to create your Friday morning escape from class. Even if it means sharing a lab with CS sudents, who are loudly cursing their segfaults. Even if it means reading the Imprint, to look for things to make fun of. Even if it means we make Angelo write the entire issue ... again. I promise you that will that we will continue to provide you the high quality entertainment that is mathNEWS.*

*Not an actual promise. Degree of quality based on direct comparison with an Arts degree. By reading this you are legally bound to write a 500 word article to be submited to the BLACK BOX by next production night.**

**Not actually legaly binding.

StaticED