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Because pizza still isn't here

Pure Math
One plus two is three
the proof is five pages long
I wish I got paid

Actsci
I love the money
I hate the material
that's why I'm ActSci

Software Engineering
Are we part of math
or are we just engineers
I hate PDEng

mathNEWS writers
I write for mathNEWS
At least it is not Imprint
I get free pizza

Stats
Certain of nothing
Uncertain of everything
I've wasted my life

Amath
I so hate DE's
Ordinary and partial
Must prove more theorems

Math Students
We are the chosen
We share our gifts with no one
Silly Engineers