profQUOTES

Does anyone have any questions about that? Hmm? There is a lot of mumbling going on - that is usually an indication that you are explaining what I just said much better than what I did.

Diana Chisholm STAT 333

There is nothing special about S ... It might be sexy, but its not special.

Peter Hoffman PMATH 330

... Its not the empty clause, Therefor you have to go to jail for 99 years! Gotcha!

Peter Hoffman PMATH 330

Jao : We have this room until 2:30pm Other Prof: Oh! It seems this room is double booked. We have ab exam at 2. Jao: That's unfortunate! [Goes back to teaching]

D. Jao MATH 239

[Prof] So, how many classes are you taking this term?
[Student] Seven
[Prof] It I were your parent, I'd beat you up.
[Student2] ... That is so going into profQUOTES
[Prof] Man, if someone puts this into profQuotes, I swear!... I was in the army, you know ...

Unknown Prof

My younger sister, who just finished her degree from Guelph, but I love her anyway ...

Jeffrey Orchard CS 370

So you get up in the middle of the night wandering around your room, or maybe Uptown Waterloo.

Jeffrey Orchard CS 370

If you took every possible 10 megapixel image, most of the them would be garbage, some would be porn, and a couple would be you.

Jeffrey Orchard CS 370

Do you know what I'm talking about? Do you ever know what I'm talking about?

Jeffrey Orchard CS 370

The number you have dialed is imaginary. Please, rotate your phone 90 degrees and try your call again.

Jeffrey Orchard CS 370

Student: You can put Windows on a Mac.
Prof: I know, its a shame.

Jeffrey Orchard CS 370

[on Eucler] It's Oiler, like the Edmonton Oilers.

Jeffrey Orchard CS 370

Mathies don't know what 1/0 means. They simply say so in Greek.

Larry Smith ECON 102

[On GM] Yes, the sales of Government Motors went up.

Larry Smith ECON 102

I'm working at General Motors. Okay, bad example.

Larry Smith ECON 102

If you did not come down a birth canal, raise your hand. [2 people raise hands] Oh, come on ...

Larry Smith ECON 102

Revert to the old norm. Have 2 kids, maybe a spare in case one is an idiot.

Larry Smith ECON 102

Investors said, Here's money, make it bigger.

Larry Smith ECON 102

The sheep are hiding in their little holes.

Larry Smith ECON 102

Whenever you want to enjoy fine food in Paris, or burritos in Los Angeles.

Larry Smith ECON 102

[on Twitter] Don't tell me that tweet is a word. Toot is just as good.

Larry Smith ECON 102

Victory is defeat. A digital world.

Larry Smith ECON 102

I am a nanotechnologist. I make things people have never seen.

Larry Smith ECON 102

If you become a supporter of food self-sufficiency, we must shut down Saskatchewan.

Larry Smith ECON 102

By induction which is more or less the same as magic.

Theresa Biedl CS 466

I'd hate to admit it. I'm human too.

Caroline Kierstead CS 246

Me, me! It's all about me, remember?

Caroline Kierstead CS 246

We've got lots of wishy-washy answers for you.

Caroline Kierstead CS 246

You'll fail again in another three hours, but that's ok. You're used to it. [About the Windows blue screen of death]

Caroline Kierstead CS 246

Most people do not have names over a hundred characters long.

Caroline Kierstead CS 246

The other elements. The ones that refer to programming, not mysticism.

Caroline Kierstead CS 246

You guys will still exist, probably more happily. [About deleting herself]

Caroline Kierstead CS 246

You've been standing up here and talking for, like, five weeks now!

Caroline Kierstead CS 246

You didn't hear me say that.

Caroline Kierstead CS 246

Can you guys weep with me? I have a sad story.

Caroline Kierstead CS 246