The Unlucky 7

Things mathNEWS writers do when they can't come up with article ideas

(You can tell I'm suffering from writer's block)

1. Request a random word from the Internet. Make a failed attempt at turning it into an article.
2. Lose the game. Blame the man with the hat.
3. Scare people out of the lab. Attempt to replicate their disgusted faces.
4. Laugh at Angelo, for he is as amusing in real life as on paper.
5. Brainstorm ideas for exotic pizzas. Have them vetoed by the editors.
6. Threaten strike action. Complain when the editors don't care. [Just you try to unionize. Go on. I dare you. — ImpulsED]
7. Complain that YOU didn't write for mathNEWS.

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