Unnatural History

Brubaker's

The Brubaker's of today is certainly not
The Brubaker's of yesteryear.
The key, you see, is in it's name
As it coyly references Beer.

For you see
The name that we
Read upon visitation.
Was actually changed
To be less free-ranged
By a previous administration!

The "Bru" of now,
was spelt "Brew" I vow!
And it's name was indeed simple!
They had beer and bread,
All sorts it's said!
Right from the SLC's dimple!

This truth, of course,
Gives them much remorse,
And now there's a new Subway
But as a bar,
Brubaker's is now sub par.
And that's all I've got for today.

The Unnatural Historian