A summer has passed since Sector Corrupt's takeover plan was leaked through mathNEWS. Despite what he would like you to believe, it was all a clever ploy to lure the softies into a false sense of security. Despite this, his plan still managed to go through. Despite my efforts, he ended up executing his steps out of order, and InsideED managed to install him as his puppet. Here is my report on how his plan worked out ... The Report of the mathNEWS Software Takeover.:
Step 1: I managed his underpants theft plan but accidentally dropped it in MathSoc. Confusing it for an idea created by the CSC, they implemented No Pants Day during the MathSoc orientation week. It happened much later than possible, and yet it didn't set him back. This was a disappointment on my part.
Step 10: I don't even know what happened here.
Step 11: He did not, in fact PROFIT!!!!!1111; to the contrary, he managed to somehow have the debt assigned to him from the C&D.
I would continue on, but clearly you can see that CorruptED is inept and failed at even taking out Thor. But the fact that he even tried means that we shall rise up in a bloody pink revolution and take back the paper for the people! The SoftEDs shall be overthrown, and math will take its rightful place at the head of mathNEWS.
The mathNEWS Renegade
We shall prevail
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