Pickup Lines for CS kids

Because if anyone needs help... It's them

One day, as I was sitting around being awesome as I am, I saw within my sights a fellow mathie. And lo, he was saddened, for he had not the bravery and fortitude to talk to the fairest of maidens/...knights? (Lo, being gender neutral doth be a difficult task in ye olde timey talk). I in my infinite wisdom, aka a dull caffeine haze and whatever rambling the gnomes leave me, passed unto them the holiest of holy documents.... The CS Pickup lines. Without further Ado:

1. I'd like to inner join your tables
2. You'd be at the front of my Priority Queue
3. My favourite part about the Qwerty keyboard is U and I together
4. I'd like to MapReduce the distance between us
5. My love for you is so strong, even Wikipedia finds it notable
6. Are you recursive, because I think you're going to make my stack overflow
7. I'd like to Server Side Include you in my life
8. I'd like to know you on multiple levels of Abstraction
9. Can I be your friend function, so I can access your private members?
10. I could iterate over you all night long
11. Want to go do some pair programming in my bedroom?

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