The Truth About the Logo that UW Doesn't Want You to Know About

Many of you have seen the new UW logo and been impressed by its many lines. Despite its awesomeness, I am here to tell you that there is a far more sinister side to the logo that can be summarized in two words: Mind control.

The purpose behind having so many coloured lines crammed into one place is not for graphic appeal, but rather to evoke a complex autonomic reaction. This is achieved through the formation of very specific wave packets of light, using the colored lines, that disrupt normal brain function. This is similar to what is experienced by those with photo-epilepsy, however in the case of the UW logo the subject experiences a mild focal seizure localized to the substantia niagra region and does not lose consciousness. Also the intense combination of colored lines in the UW logo affects around 73% percent of the population, much higher than any normal type of epilepsy.

Included is a sample of the mind control wave packet created by the colored lines in the UW logo.

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In the diagram we can see an FMRI scan of a subject having recently looked at then new UW logo. Notice the white areas of activity in the substantia niagra region.

The reason for activating only the substantia niagra region relates to the the function of the region: The substantia niagra is known to play a role in pleasure responses. This means that after repeated exposure to the logo, an individual will experience a sensation of euphoria, not only to the new logo but old ones as well. This can only mean that the purpose of the logo is to form a learned association of pleasure with all things representing UW.

From the facts presented here it is obvious that the soul intention behind the UW logo is to brainwash people into buying UW merchandise, such as shirts and mugs. The money gained from this operation will undoubtedly be used to fund the design of even more powerful logos with hundreds, possibly thousands of lines that will be able to control our minds in ways we have yet to imagine.

TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS SO WE CAN STOP THEM BEFORE ITS TOO LATE.