So, apparently this fortnight we lack any news from the Execs for varying reasons, which necessitates snarkiness and writing from us to fill you in on important MathSoc going ons. So here's our take on what various Execs are/should be telling us, and our speculation on everything else.
Will - President Guy: Will is currently MIA, Missing in Action, Monkeys in Arabia, something or other. Either way, apparently MathSoc has been lacking in his presence for a few weeks, so we've no idea what he's been up to. Various theories have been put forward: Kidnapped by Baboons, His Kingly Stature making him too Important (With a capital I!) to talk to the peasants, or secret Ninja training. Apparently he's been spotted with some dirt and broken ground or some such, so perhaps mole people. Either way, Maria has been picking up some of the slack here, and we're not sure if there's any news coming for a Prez Sez.
Maria - VPAS: Maria is busy doing work, something foreign to us mathNEWS Editors [Is that why you're never here when I'm doing layout? — InsidED]. Unfortunately, this means we can't currently get a VPAS Sez out of her, but rest assured whatever she's doing is probably doing well, because she has Kung Fu powers like that. Moving on ...
Sarah - VPF: Sarah Sez: "We're out of Calculators at MathSoc!" Other than that, apparently not a whole lot of news. Go Go Gadget Lack of News!
Aaron - VPA Also hasn't come to tell us anything. Nothing to see here, move along, Bruce Wayne isn't Batman etc. etc.
Okay, I think that covers all of the Exec. Hopefully next fortnight you'll get actual news from the actual Exec, and the Baboons/Ninjas/Jesus release Will from.. wherever he's been.