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This Week: Kitten, The mathNEWS Beaver - BeaverED

Sometimes, we Editors don't feel the love. We work hard to bring you mathNEWS goodness, and in our heads we feel we should be showered with praise and love. In general we just get our hats stolen and punches for too much content of one type or another (Or is that just me...) Either way, to add a human face to the Editing team, I'm going to spotlight an Editor this week. A hardworking, wonderful soul who works tirelessly to make mathNEWS as awesome as possible. Yep, I'm not talking about those lazy Slackers like CorruptED or InsidED or ImpulsED... I'm talking about.. KITTEN, THE mathNEWS BEAVER!

Vital Stats

Species: Beaver
Height: About an Index finger and a half. Couple of Inches or so I guess?
Weight: Light enough to be carried on one's shoulder for extended periods of time
Student Since: Judging from her Frosh Tie, 2005. She's rather quiet about the whole affair.
Expertise: Gnawing wood, making wood-related puns, smacking other Editors with tail, Being Awesome
Weaknesses: Being named properly, not being a stuffed animal, leaving the mathNEWS office on a regular basis, Piano
Surprising Abilities: Opera Singing, battling supervillians, statistics
Favourite foods: Wood.
Least favourite Foods: Zombie Flesh
Quotations: Grrrr *Gnawing Sounds
Interesting Facts:

• Back a couple years ago, there was some beaver killing on Campus. Kitten is the only survivor.
• It's the only mathNEWS Editor known to have survived a Grue Attack. We're not sure if Angelo counts, since he's actually an amalgam of all the bitterness of the students taken solid form.
• The only reason Imprint exists is so that Kitten has something to use for the washroom (Just to clarify, we're not talking reading material)
• Kitten is the Pirate King of the Caribbean
• Kitten has laser beam eyes, which she uses on engineers
• No matter how prepared Batman is, he cannot beat Kitten
• The last time Kanye interrupted her, she gnawed his leg.
• She just lost the game
• She is here just for the Pizza

Well, that's all we can think of for now. Come back next fortnight, when we might cover another editor! If we're not lazy or having less writer's block! Editor... AWAY! *WHOOSH*

CorruptED