After seeing Mr. spoon's article attacking me, it has become very evident that he is a traitor to the faculty and I will not rest until I have seen his blood spilt upon the shuffling cobblestones all around campus, as well as in the sand beneath them. He clearly does not understand the plight of our entire faculty, as we let our fair paper be overrun by the besieging menace that is software.
And so I offer to you, the student body, a bounty if you can find him and drag him to the MathSoc office (MC 3038). I will grant you the highest award of the new world order, the Order of Leibnitz. It consists mainly of some pizza since I know the woes of economic famine that my fellow mathies feel.
Finally I say to you, apefork3 or whoever you are, I have a few things to say to you directly. You attempt to argue using "reason" and "logic" but you know that we put no stock in such things. Wittgenstein showed us that one can only think once he has lived, and such I shall do. I shall take back this paper and leave the current order in tatters, broken and destroyed. I tell you all, it will a Red April, to be remembered for all time! FOR ALL TIME!
The mathNEWS Renegade
Visionaries must undergo trial by fire
before emerging triumphant.