The Sky is Falling!

This just in: The Leafs suck and the season is over!

In case you missed the winless start, the Leafs are now a glorious 0-6-1 on the season. For the playoffs to be viable, you need give or take 94 points. With this glorious start, they would need 93 points to make it from here on in. That'd mean a 41-23-11 record, or something tweaked from that. That sounds ridiculously impossible. Abandon ship now because the Leafs will never be good and you should just cheer for a real team like Columbus Blue Jackets. Who doesn't love BJs?

Paranoid Panda