CS - Batman: You have no actual superpowers, but your wit and cunning gets you out of tough situations.
SE - Robin: You wish you were Batman.
PMath - Dr. Xavier: You are wise, and powerful, but you never put your powers to anything useful
AMath - Jean Grey: [For some reason, the writers didn't
finish this line, and we couldn't find them in time to finish it. — InsidED]
Stat - Angelo: Need I say more?
C&O - Ash Ketchum: I choose you Pikachu!
Math/CA - Roshack: To be honest we couldn't think of anything for you... You get to be Roshack!
ActSci - C3P0: "Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1." Face it, you've quoted it before... and you're thinking it now.
DD - The Wonder Twins: Not because you have 2 degrees, I just wanted to make a tits joke.
MathStud - Duke Nukem: You're epic, I mean stud is pretty much your name. Yet you will either stay in school forever, or just give up when you run out of money.
Eng - Zapp Brannigan: You are arrogant... fast and hard.
Arts - Jubilee: Shiny things!
Science - Gambit: You're cool... but we almost forgot about you.
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