I have discovered a shocking secret: Klingons are among us.
Don't brace yourself for a bat'leth attack though, I have simply discovered during Pints with Profs that Mike Lacroix is a Klingon spy. He learned the language in the 80's via an "instructional tape" that also gave him his orders. He is slowly weakening our society to make us easy to conquer. I suggest to combat this we all tell him to "live long and prosper" and when he is confused we fire phasers set to kill. That'll learn those Klingon bastards.