The Math of Love

Where Randall Munroe failed, I have succeeded

sin(?) = sex -- This is axiomatic

cos(?) = (1-sin(?))^1/2
= ((1+sin(?))(1-sin(?)))^1/2 One without sex is a virgin. Sex with only one is masturbation
= ((virgin)(masturbation))^1/2 The root of a virgin masturbating is
= Sexual Frustration

tan(?) = sin(?)/cos(?)
= (sex) / (sexual frustration) The inverse of sexual frustration is promiscuity
= sex(promiscuity)
= Sexually Transmitted Diseases

∫? = The bed -- What is under the curve of love is the bed

(?)^1/2 = Lust

I look forward to continuing this foray into abstract pseudo-math next term.

-- theNewGuy --