Dick

That's right, I'm talking about you Mr. Nixon.

Despite the idea that this article is about a former President of the United States, it is truly about something else. Let's call this something "x" for the sake of argument.

What is it that makes x so special? It can form curves, lines, or strange droopy functions. If you divide x, you make many people squeamish, but if you multiply x, you may be subject to various law suits. The PC misunderstand x. And yet many cherish x, often devoting their time to it. In the end, x cannot be ignored, no matter what operation you perform on it. It will shock, perplex, and manage to produce more x.

The Gross Man