Prez Sez

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So yeah... Prez Sez, Prez Sez... Right so in the last prez sez I explained to you how we've come to this situation as me as the 3rd mathsoc president this term. I suppose all that's left is for me to report on what I've done as president since appointed but that's boring and I'm super busy with final assignments and prez stuff so instead I'm going to tell you a few things for you to think about and remember in order to be as successful/AWESOME as me:

• I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
• It is bad luck to be superstitious.
• If you go to clown college, what do you call the funniest guy in class? Remember, without me it's just aweso!
• Doing nothing is very hard to do because you never know when you're finished.
• If you don't pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.
• A true optimist would think the glass is half awesome!
• What's another word for Thesaurus?
• The reason people hate me is because I'm so universally liked.[note: no one hates me :D]
• Power corrupts, and awesome power corrupts awesomely!
• What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
• What would scooby do?
• And finally life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.

I hope that will help you all become more AWESOME individuals because now that this term is coming to an end I will no longer be your president. This up coming term I will be on coop but once I return in the spring term I will be your VPA which we all know stands for Vice President of AWESOME!!! I'm glad could leave MathSoc on a strong note and I hope you've all enjoyed the things I've done for you as president. I assume this is true since I have not received any complaints except for the ones that don't count :P

You 3rd Fall '09 President signing off
Andre Magalhaes