Midnight Capture the Flag

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Yes, you read it right. The Management was sacked (repeatedly) in the final mathNEWS issue of last term and even the new writer assigned to let you know that had to be sacked too: something rediculous about a moose and a sister and some subheadings.

Anyway, back to business, and the heightening of the confusion of everyone interested in what I have to say. As The Management does not exist, there really won't be a game of capture the flag at midnight. MCTF will not occur on a Sunday night at midnight in the MC. Most importantly, and most certainly, a person seeking to take up the mantle of The Management will not start asking around or talking to people who may or may not have participated in such an event in the past in his or her quest to locate the flags and recruit participants for future non-events.

Then again, hey, who knows? Maybe such a non-event could spontaneously occur just like they certainly haven't in the past.

Not The Management