mathNEWS Office Wonders

So it's Tuesday night. I'm fairly out of ideas. So we're down to the old fallback: write about shit we find in the office.

The first item of note is a box of Vector cereal. It was left here from last term. I've noticed that it has an expiry date of December 18^th. I believe this means that I should hide it away and see what remains once we're past that date. Since it's already open, I can assume that some hideous mould should begin growing on it all the quicker.

The next curious item is a sign that is upside down on the wall reading, "NO REALLY, DON'T PAVE ME OVER". Neither I or InsidED have any idea where it came from. I assume it might have been used as a cover sometime recently but I would have no idea when.

Basically, there's a bunch of useless things laying about our office, which we should probably get rid of, but really we're all too lazy and have a tendency to be packrats. We may have some boxes to help you move things if you need help with things. Just let us know via the usual means.

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