So I tried to write an article about the Pope. I really did. I was going to talk about how Ian Goulden is really the true dean after Saint Peter came back from the dead and passed the role of Pontiff on to him. I tried to create a point versus counterpoint where I rolled D&D character sheets for the Pope and Richard Dawkins and then discussed combat between them, but it was too much work. I even originally was planning to write an article seriously criticizing the Pope and Catholicism in general, but I figured that would belong somewhere better, like the Chevron.
So I wrote this instead. And now for a bunch of negative buzzwords I have observed on the internet about the current pope: REMOVED DUE TO FEAR OF REPRECUSSION.