Why Brainstorming Doesn't Work At mathNEWS

Pornography, Hitler, and Other mathNEWSian Wonders

The following are questions brought up:

• Do anchovies have souls?
• Is there a porn about that?
• How do you love yourself?
• How many could she fit in her [mouth]?
• What do you do with Imprint?
• If you went back in time would you rather have sex with Eva Braun, or kill Hitler?
• If you went back in time would you have sex with Hitler's mother, in turn becoming his father?
• Can I drink the single mathNEWS bottle of Orbitz?
• Did that guy on the internet really sleep with my mother?
• Why did you bring a gun to production night?
• When did Gandalf start a dancing troupe?
• Doesn't Richard Stallman have disciples? Where do I sign up?
• Where can I get a manta ray launcher?
• Can a beaver be damned?
• Would you chuck a woodchuck into a woodchipper?
• Why would it climb up a urethra to sing?
• Why haven't the hippies overdosed yet?
• Would George Orwell be king in an Orwellian society?

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