Fall Movie Previews

Featuring real movies! In 3D!

If you were here during the summer, you might recall my series that previewed the movies of the summer and I know it helped those who read it! Admit it! Without further ado, here's your fall previews!

October

• Secretariat: Have you seen Seabiscuit? Racing Stripes? Pretty much the same thing there.
• Jackass: 3D: Do I need to write anything about this? Why do they need to make everything in 3D?!
• Red: Aside from having Morgan Freeman, this film also has Helen Mirren gunning down things like a champ! Yowza!
• Paranormal Activity 2: After a successful indie release, did anyone think they weren't going to milk it for all it's worth? Warning bells go off because as of now IMDB reports "the plot is unknown"
• Saw 3D: The final chapter: The "Final" is like the one in "Final Fantasy." As in, it's always the final chapter. Expect another one next year.

November

• Due Date: RDJ meets Zach Giraffewhatshisface in this road-trip comedy. Ever feel like Z.G. is typecasted into playing the kook guy like Michael Cera is typecasted into the awkward teen? Anyone?
• Unstoppable: Morgan Freeman alert! Oh wait it's Denzel Washington this time. Stopping a really really fast train! It looks pretty off-the-rails awesome!
• Harry Potter 7 part 1: It actually looks fantastic, so uh... insert joke about Harry's rod? Err, wand!
• Faster: The Rock "Dwyane Johnson" returns to real movies after his time at family-friendly films in this Fast and Furious re-boot. (Oh wait, apparently that's not actually related to F/F. Huh!)

November is shaping up to be a real good month for movies! I'm totally stoked for Faster if only because of my mancrush on DJ. Next issue: Christmas movie previews!

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