NovelTIES Report

TO ALL ARTISTIC MATHIES:

I am currently accepting original designs for t-shirts, pins, and hats. Unfortunately, financial compensation is not available for your efforts, however, accepted entries will receive a really neat certificate as well as a free copy of their design.

I had a really great article about how everybody should buy these new tie-shirts [You mean the ones in MathSoc that you haven't mentioned before? -- Ed]. Now for only $10.00 you can receive one of these beautiful tie-shirts and, for a limited time only, a free tie pin. However, the computer ate my article and I am too sick to remember it, so you can all just dream on!

Esther ``God! I HATE THOSE DAMN MACHINES'' Small