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And welcome once again to another issue of what we like to call ``That Damned Paper''... um, I mean, ``mathNEWS''. If you see me (Matt this time) around today (being Friday), congratulate me on surviving the week. I can assure you that it sucked. And would suck even more if I were conscious for the majority of it, which I do not foresee as being the case.

But that's just me. Of course, it's not just me here tonight; on staff this evening (and their methods for recovering from Oktoberfest) we've got John Swan (Did four hours of Stats and two hours of Act Sci! Consecutively!), Darren Morby (I wasn't there; I was in Mississauga watching the Leafs lose on TV -- Again!), Darren Rigby (I drank Klatchian coffee and got knurd first.), André Cousineau (What? You mean it's over already?), Warren ``The Milkman'' Hagey (No recovery necessary.), Michael Thorsley (PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER.), Ann Scea (Passed out on the floor in my room in the Royal York.), Esther Small (Oktoberfest was something that happened while I was writing midterms.), Richard Bilson (By going out and getting drunk.), Mike ``Hammer'' Hammond (Puke-toberfest), and Stuart Pollock (Trying to motivate myself to do work).

Thanks again to Domino's for the 'Za, and to Marion at Graphic Services for printing off these suckers. Catch you on the flip side...

Brian Fox (By going on strike with all my
autoworker buddies.),
Matt Walsh (Oktoberfest... yeah... there was
one of those, wasn't there?)