Minisoft(TM) Mishaps

Yes, it's true! Minisoft(TM) has had a few mishaps in its time. But how could such a formidable and kind-hearted corporation have troubles, you ask? Well, I believe that most of us are familiar with the little 3.11 - 3.1 = 0 fiasco, although that wasn't really a mishap, but just some programmers having some fun. However, the big boys do have some more serious problems.

My friend Steve, who works at Minisoft(TM) and lives in a Minisoft Condo(TM), as many employees do, told me that they don't always deduct his rent money off his paycheque. Now, it seems to me that this can't be a very good business practice. Sure, it may keep the employees happy, but it may also encourage further abuses of the company. (I heard of one guy who made long distance calls to Brazil for four hours every day!) And goodness knows Minisoft(TM) isn't looking out for anyone or anything other than their bank account.

The biggest mishap of all (Windoze(TM)) is just so devastating that Minisoft(TM) has done everything in its power to make sure that no one finds out about it (Windoze(TM)). Of course, word always leaks out (Windoze(TM)), and sooner or later people will realize (Windoze(TM)) that Minisoft(TM) isn't all it's cracked up to be (Windoze(TM)).

Oh well, I guess that's about it for now. I'll be sure to keep you up to date on the latest absolutely true and completely unfabricated information from Minisoft(TM) as it becomes available.

Warren ``The Milkman'' Hagey