Top 10 Ways To Mess Up A Job Interview

Keep calling interviewer ``Sick Boy''
End each sentence with ``Or so the Germans would have us believe.''
Bring American Gladiator equipment and challenge the interviewer
Work your sentences around Vanilla Ice lyrics (do this to the extreme... )
Offer interviewer a muffin from Food Services
Tell them your greatest achievement was doing a drive-by mooning of Electric Circus
When informed of your salary, scream like a banshee
Tell them the Urkel character on Family Matters was your idea
Your name is Tito Jackson
One word: Yodel!

Eric Moreau