Top 10 Ways To Mess Up A Job Interview
- Keep calling interviewer ``Sick Boy''
- End each sentence with ``Or so the Germans would have us believe.''
- Bring American Gladiator equipment and challenge the interviewer
- Work your sentences around Vanilla Ice lyrics (do this to the extreme... )
- Offer interviewer a muffin from Food Services
- Tell them your greatest achievement was doing a drive-by mooning of
- When informed of your salary, scream like a banshee
- Tell them the Urkel character on Family Matters was your idea
- Your name is Tito Jackson
- One word: Yodel!
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