Mmmmm... Froot Loops(TM)

After reading Ian's article in last issue, I just knew that I had to write and tell a bit about my experiences with Froot Loops(TM). First of all, let it be noted that the Froot Loop People(TM) are very smart, since ``Froot'' is clearly not ``Fruit'', and therefore they could never run into lawsuits over the fruit content (or lack of content) in the cereal. In fact, Froot Loops(TM) was the #1 selling cereal in Canada a few years ago (I'm not sure if it still is or not), so these people definitely know what they're doing.

Now, about my own Froot Loops(TM) adventures... This past summer I consumed a great deal of Froot Loops(TM). One weekend alone I ate an entire Jumbo (750g) box of Froot Loops(TM)! I must also point out an error in Ian's article. He complains about a lack of milk, but this is not a problem. I found myself without milk for my Froot Loops(TM) one morning, so do you know what I used? Iced tea. Yes, you heard me, iced tea. Let me tell ya something, that was the sweetest bowl of cereal I've ever had. It was actually pretty good, but the juice that was left in the bowl once the cereal was gone was so vile that I had to take it to a special waste disposal site.

Anyway, I could go on, but I imagine you've have enough of this, so I'll leave to your yummy, sweet, tasty, oh-so-good bowl of Froot Loops(TM).

Warren ``The Frooty Milkman'' Hagey