Computer Science Club

CSC Flash

Well, well, well. It appears that this is the last mathNOOZ of the term, and hence the last Flash of the term. I know because I can see that you are getting ready for the end of term bash at the Bomber tonight... as is everyone else at this university.

Now, on to the news.

First off, I would like to announce the arrival of the Be Box. What an amazing system it is, and what a fine addition to the CSC it has made. Be sure to stop by and see this fascinating system sometime before the end of the term; just so you can tell your friends that YOU experienced the raw power of the Be Box (It's super ultra funky deluxe COOL!).

Next, onto the little contest mentioned in the last Flash. Most of the mail I received from you regarding what the C.S.C. acronym REALLY stands for REALLY SUCKED! However, there were many good CSC quotes, and here are my favourite 10 (in no particular order):

Top Ten CSC Quotes

[Actually, the CSC Quotes also REALLY SUCKED! Thus, using our tremendous editorial privileges, we decided not to subject the rest of you to them. Thank us later. Small bills, please. -- SoKratesEd and CalcBoyEd.]

As for the free lunch I promised, well, seeing as some of these are priceless and I'm having trouble deciding, I'll give whoever comes to me first about the prize the free lunch (and they say there's no such thing). Oh, by the way, I know who you all are, so everyone else who thinks they can take me for all I'm worth can GO TO HELL! DO NOT PASS GO! DO NOT COLLECT $200!

Thanks to all who submitted, and I'll store some of the rest of your results in a little box so I can dig them up later should I need them.

Well, enough of that. As for next term, remember that disk quota is for sale, and we have a winter term special of 10 megs for $13, or you can stick with the regular $2 a meg for the term if you so desire. Remember, CSC memberships are still for sale (have you renewed YOUR membership today?) So, in conclusion for this term, I would like to tell you to FINISH the term QUICK, PASS your finals, and get the Hell out of here, already! Come on, there IS life after class, you know!

Remember, ``Criminal Lawyer'' is a redundancy.

Calum T. Dalek