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Song Lyrics
Name the song and the artist

1. Don't bring me down, no no no no no no no no no no
   I'll tell you once more, before I get on the floor
   Don't bring me down
2. Oh oh oh oh oh, just hangin' tough
   Oh oh oh oh oh, just hangin' tough
3. My bologna has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R
   My bologna has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R
4. The Bills make me wanna shout
   Let's go, Buffalo! (Let's go, Buffalo!)

General Questions

1. Why do they call them ``speed bumps'' when they cause you to slow down?
2. Why hasn't Arena Football skyrocketed in popularity?
3. Do people actually pay money to watch golf?
4. Does anyone really care about who's the lead vocalist for Van Halen?

What do they have in common?

1. Downtown Oshawa, Downtown Kitchener, landfill
2. Julius Caesar, Napoleon, Ottawa Rough Riders
3. Jimmy Hoffa, Amelia Earhart, December 11\up{th} in Feds Student Handbook
4. Drinks Labatt 50, dances disco, Bomber every Friday

Brian ``Squiz for a Day'' Fox

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