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``Yes it's true... A parabola has a parabola shape.''
- Kolkiewicz, MATH 138

``This proof kills more brain cells than beer.''
- Astels, PMATH 336

``Philosophy majors don't think! They just write essays.''
- Lanctot, CS 466

``If anyone thinks you're gonna make money in astronomy, you're nuts... not that I'm bitter... ''
- Durrell, SCI 238

``I hope you're dyslexic so that you can read this.''
- Doniz, PMATH 334

``I'll probably mispronounce people's names wrong.''
- Doniz, PMATH 334

``We could hire women -- it wouldn't affect our manpower.''
- Rehder, CS 432

``Now you all know what cannabis is. If you didn't, you couldn't get in here.''
- Downey, PSCI 231

``It's a nightmare. This is why I assigned it to you as homework.''
- Kotlov, C&O 480

``Oh, I'm in deep trouble... where did I go wrong?... [Glancing at his watch] Oh, I see we're out of time!''
- Dickey, MATH 136

``The proof is boring, and I'm just not going to do it.''
- Zorzitto, MATH 148

``Now I'm old and I've probably eaten far too many aluminum saucepans... ''
- Cowan, CS 246

``I just may have given you credit for being smarter than you actually are.''
- Brandon, PHYS 122

``I'm sort of lying to you, but people lie to you in first year.''
- Bissonette, CHEM 125

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