Everything I needed to know, I learned by playing Japanese dating-simulation video games

• Never give a woman a 1/8-scale figurine of herself for her birthday.
• If all of your stats are high enough, and you answer her questions right, you can have a woman blushing in 12 months tops.
• If you don't study for tests, you will fail.
• Sometimes, despite what your mother may tell you, it is beneficial to sleep for three weeks at a time.
• Every woman in the world has her own theme music, audible from the moment she steps into your field of view, until the moment she leaves.
• Pink hair is good; green hair is evil.
• "Your karaoke sounded great" is not always the right answer.
• "They look delicious" when a woman asks you what you think of fish in an aquarium is never the right answer.
• There do exist women who like pro wrestling.
• There do exist women who sometimes do the asking-out.
• If she has a Gold Card, she is not likely to consider going to a pawn shop as an acceptable date.

Drew ("hanemusume wo sagashiteru") Hamilton