Everything I needed to know, I learned by playing Japanese
dating-simulation video games
- Never give a woman a 1/8-scale figurine of herself for her
- If all of your stats are high enough, and you answer her
questions right, you can have a woman blushing in 12 months
- If you don't study for tests, you will fail.
- Sometimes, despite what your mother may tell you, it is
beneficial to sleep for three weeks at a time.
- Every woman in the world has her own theme music, audible from
the moment she steps into your field of view, until the moment
- Pink hair is good; green hair is evil.
- "Your karaoke sounded great" is not always the right answer.
- "They look delicious" when a woman asks you what you think of
fish in an aquarium is never the right answer.
- There do exist women who like pro wrestling.
- There do exist women who sometimes do the asking-out.
- If she has a Gold Card, she is not likely to consider going to
a pawn shop as an acceptable date.
Drew ("hanemusume wo sagashiteru") Hamilton