Guide to the BLACK BOX

A User's Manual

• The BLACK BOX is located in the 3^rd floor hallway across from the Comfy Lounge.
• The BLACK BOX is meant for the submissions of articles, puzzle solutions, opinions, and bribes to the editors of mathNEWS.
• Any articles or opinions submitted to the BLACK BOX will be considered for inclusion in the next issue of mathNEWS. If you had no intention of seeing your submissions published, too bad.
• Any puzzle solutions submitted to the BLACK BOX will be forwarded to the respective puzzlemasters. Note that anyone submitting a puzzle solution is implicitly allowing themselves to be mocked in print by a puzzlemaster.
• Any bribes submitted to the BLACK BOX will be spent, inhaled, or otherwise consumed by the grateful editors. A running tally of bribes received will be kept and printed in each issue of mathNEWS
• The BLACK BOX is not under any circumstances to be leaned upon by curious frosh leaders who have taken their nicknames from amphibious mammals.
• Please do not put letter bombs or other dangerous or explosive materials in the BLACK BOX. All you'll really accomplish is killing off some mathNEWS flunkey and pissing us off royally.

Thank you,

The Puppetmasters