Top 10 Alternative Names For The Federation of Students

10. Bombshelter & Associated Businesses
9. Chris Buchanan's Neighbourhood
8. FED-X
7. Its name is: huh? Its name is: who?
6. We're Not The TurnKeys Dammit
5. Brave Supporter of the Still Profitable
4. The No-Robins Club
3. Two Out Of Ten Students Said Yes
2. Poorly Thought Out Venture Capital
1. I Can't Believe It's Not Government