Top 10 Things Heard in the Server Room After It Goes Down
- "Pedal faster, you guys! The power's dropping!"
- "Hmm.. maybe we shouldn't use the undergrad server to keep
- "I should've cut the blue wire! RUN!"
- "Does anyone have any glue? The gum's not working."
- "Y2K? Yeah, I was going to look into that someday."
- "Okay, we've given them nearly ten minutes notice. Pull the
- "I'll admit, the system boards do get kind of dusty. But we
don't normally use furniture polish."
- "If we do this a couple of times a week they usually give us some
- "Maybe the new shag carpet wasn't such a good idea."
- "Damn squirrels! OUT!"
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