This being the last issue of the term, the editors would like to give special recognition to our staff, without whom stuff like this simply doesn't happen. In that spirit of respect and gratitude, we asked them "Who the hell do you think you are?" Much to our surprise, they responded, and even included their year and program: Michael Thorsley (6th yr. AM, Richard Bilson [You wish! — RichEd]), Jesse Wilson (1B CS, The stud muffin with the most swank), Kyla Hawrelluk (2A General, The token girl).
Thanks to cover girl Liz, to our new friends at Mr. Greek for good food and great hats (see picture), and of course to the kind folks at Graphic Services who always manage to make us look good no matter what we throw at them. Our special congratulations and best wishes to mathNEWS matron Marion, who retires this year after a period of service equal to this rag's entire existence (27 years!) — thanks for your kindness and support.
Richard Bilson (4B CS/EEE, I think I'm getting out of here)
Chadwick Severn (4A CS/J, Loosely based on a best-selling novel)
Greg Taylor (4B CS, Uh, I'm Mike from Canmore?)