Exam tips

Worrying about the next exam? Here are some tips and advice.

I'm sure that of all you have the cheat shirt, but have you thought of making your own custom cheat shirt? Put all the relevant formulas on your own cheat shirt and make the font really, really big. Better yet, get the rest of the class to make their own cheat shirts so that you can cover everything for the exam.
Get drunk before an exam, up to the point that you can vomit anytime. Now during the exam, just vomit! That's a sure way to have an excuse to not write the exam. You can also vomit on the professor too if he's nearby!
(Hackers only) So you want the credit and you want to graduate, but you don't want to write the exam. What do you do? Well, just hack the computer system and change your grade. Better yet, give yourself a double-major degree. Any self-respecting hacker should able to do this.

Sepiraph