Worrying about the next exam? Here are some tips and advice.
- I'm sure that of all you have the cheat shirt, but have you thought of
making your own custom cheat shirt? Put all the relevant formulas on your
own cheat shirt and make the font really, really big. Better yet, get the
rest of the class to make their own cheat shirts so that you can cover
everything for the exam.
- Get drunk before an exam, up to the point that you can vomit anytime.
Now during the exam, just vomit! That's a sure way to have an excuse to not
write the exam. You can also vomit on the professor too if he's nearby!
- (Hackers only) So you want the credit and you want to graduate, but you
don't want to write the exam. What do you do? Well, just hack the computer
system and change your grade. Better yet, give yourself a double-major
degree. Any self-respecting hacker should able to do this.