Amusing Statistics

- 6% of all lost remote controls are found in the fridge
- More people pee in the shower (45.2%) than in the ocean (44.9%)
- 2/3 of people speed up at a yellow light; 1/3 of people don't wear seatbelts
- 69% of people eat the cake before the frosting
- Six percent of people propose over the phone [Wusses! — Mass Destructo]
- Americans eat, on average, 18 acres of pizza each day
- Coffee drinkers, on average, lead more active sex lives
- Some lions mate over 50 times a day
- '60 Minutes' is the only show on CBS without a theme song
- 100% of lottery winners gain weight
- The shell makes up 12% of an egg's total mass
- The average life span of a taste bud is 10 days
- You burn 26 calories in a one minute kiss
- 44,000 lightning storms occur every day throughout the world. Lightning strikes the earth 6000 times a minute. Since your last breath, lightning has struck 100 times.
- Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie
- 47% of people drink straight from the carton when nobody is around [I don't get it! Vodka don't come in a carton? — Mass Destructo]

Three statisticians go out hunting together. After a while they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician takes aim and overshoots. The second aims and undershoots. The third shouts out "We got him!"