COMING SOON to a theatre nowhere near you, it's...
2001: A Vector Space Odyssey!!!
WATCH as an experiment to reproduce the collective works of William Shakespeare goes horribly awry when a mysterious monolith crushes an infinite number of monkeys!
WITNESS the protagonist, Dave, using said monolith in his mathematics class in a futile attempt to impress his professor, the former onion slicer, Hal E. Tohsis!
LAUGH along with the two of them as they are inexplicably drawn into an n-dimensional world where black is white, up is down and all matrices are undiagonalizable!
And DON'T MISS the shocking climax when Dave goes on a bizarre acid trip around the planet Jupiter, shouting, "Oh my! God is tending bars!"
This show will include music by Johann Strauss and is rated G for Ghastly. Directed by Alan Smithee.
Greg "hologrami" Taylor
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