How to fail your work report and lose your mind

Suggestion: do your work report. And not in the 18 or so hours before it's due. You'll regret it.

Honestly. Not like I have any experience with this. Really. Swear to god. You know the face that Eric from "That 70's Show" makes when he's said something unrepeatably ridiculous? That's how I feel.

Oh, and when you're running for MathSoc exec; try campaigning. It'll help! I promise. Not that I have any experience with this. For the love of God, at the very least, submit info for the voting booth. Let people who are voting know you're not legally retarded or dead. Damn. This hurts like kneeling on rice for a few minutes too many. I keep finding kernels in my knee (way to win five bucks on streetcar). Honestly, didn't do that. You'll regret it like that purchase of "Poison's Greatest Hits". Like that time you talked about ass-humping and your girlfriend's father was in the next room. I'm doing real well these last few days. Way to go, big boy.

Oh, and do not, regardless of consequence, even if it costs you your left nut, take Math 245 with prof D. M. Jackson. Unless you like getting humped with eigenvectors. It's bad for Math. And writing. And don't submit useless drivel for mathNEWS. No one will appreciate it. (insert pained noise here.) Good job, eggy. You're doing great.

Liam McRuss