mathNEWS Issue 85.1: Friday, January 19, 2001

Liam Spews

Liam.Spew = ok... it's been an interesting month... I read over 20 novels, saw over 20 movies, and generally wasted a lot of time... I also screwed up my car... Liam.Stupid = very very true... oh well... you're only young once... so I'm novelties this term... and I'll be around again once I get a car... in the mean time I'm working on getting us soc socks : ) ... they're fun... black, and hot pink, they say UW Math... they should match your tie :) ... they also sport the dancing pink tie guy... feel free to e-mail me to comment on this... ljdorey... hell... anybody is welcome to e-mail me... I'll probably respond rapidly... : ) ... work's fun... a break is nice... and eskimo's must get bloody cold sometimes... hmm.... Mac's are colourful... and there's too many in this world.... was in Toronto recently... out side the Eaton centre they had these statues... about .. hmm. 10 feet tall, hollow, plastic or something like that... you could so drive away in a truck with one... sigh... but then you'd have a 10 foot tall statue .. and then what the fuck would you do... send him to the moon? ... sigh.. I want to go in to outer space.... oh well... someday... : ) ... I've got it all planned out... bob's here... he thinks I should screw the long term plans and go get drunk... but... shrug... with the world wide tequila shortage.. I find drinking to be a bit expensive... is that still going on BTW? .... hmm... I find I have little to spew about... there's been a decided lack of gravy shots in my life.... SCUNT... ok... I don't know who's organizing... heard rumours it was brad, and the monkey man???? SO SOMEBODY ORGANIZE...!!!! : ) ... if nobody is willing... get the mailing list in action.. rally the troupe's..... we kicked ass last time ... and I to get another resounding second... I mean ... I'm not even sure what the theme is yet... does anybody know?.. anyway... nuff about that... now... on to what little craziness I have been up to... nuts... peanuts.... but mainly pistacchio's... (that's this spew's theme if you're interested)... now.. nuts is an interesting word.. It can mean... well nuts.. the kind we eat... lots of protein ( I think ) ... and stuff... and tasty... and salty... but not naturally... but then really if you wanted to take an opinionated view point absolutely nothing is natural these days so who cares... yes I know some of you do, I just can't ever see diverting that much energy into something so... shrug.. immaterial... if it's got some of the vitamins I need... I be a happy man.. anyway.. back to salt.. or was it pistachios.. but anyway the word.. can also mean crazy.. and well.. I know a lot about crazy.. like how crazy and unpredictable life can be... you see go? the movie? you know at the end where the character played by the Dawson creek girl says "who'd have thunk it?"... that's what life is like sometimes... ups, downs, and twists so crazy... that you're just inspired to say... "never woulda though it..." but that's another story... for another spew... right now where specifically talking about crazy... or rather nuts... btw ... never buy red pistachio's ... they don't taste any different... and damn the dye is a pain to dispense with... yup.. anyway.. crazy... what drives one to do crazy things... personally... I do a lot of crazy things cause they scare me.. and I get off on being scared... it's why I want to someday jump out of an airplane with a parachute... I can't really think of much that'd scare me more than that... : ) .. but that's not the kind of crazy I'm talking about.. I'm talking about crazy frosh crazy... pranks... which really while the thing people tend to talk about... aren't really all that important... it's all about getting 5 or 10 or 15 wackish people in a room together... and letting the combination of their crazy idea's bounce of each other... and then the result... the lack of sleep.. the adrenaline rush as the mob moves out.. ahh.. memory's of first term.. a long time ago... I wonder.. are they still giving tours? ... just a though.. ... and did anybody do recon?... oh well... anyway... I've rambled more than normal.. or less.. but either way... if the editors are kind enough to edit and publish this.. as always.. thanks guys...

Liam



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