Phat Ass Partay Komeeng Your Way!

Pho maximum EEfectiveNess, be wavin' yo hands like a gangsta while you be readin' dis

Hey! Whassupwitchu?! The Phed's be prowd to preezent one "Phat Ass Partay Komeeng Your Way!" Wit dis partay, you can XPect sum kickin' MUZIK. Sum real sickboy soundz just 4 U. Bebeh. We gots sum DVous shtuff and we gots some Xplosive noize cuminatcha' allllll nite long. OH yeah.

Da types uf MUZIK you can XPect are da HIP-HOP, da R&B, da HOUSE, da REGGAE, da SOCA, da CALYPSO, da BOOTY, n' so much more! Sum people say dis MUZIK is all DE same. But brudda, dey be wrong!

Hey, you know, I tink I be shoutin' OUT, right 'ere, right now, to me bro's KC and JB! SHOUT OUT! Yo. Biatch.

Some Performas you be seein' at dis Partay inkludin' Masta Dig, HomeBoyee, Supah Dupah, LicquorISH, and BIGBADBOOTYNPORNHOUND.

We spin 4 U all nite long, you dig? It gonna be phun phun phun, boyee. So SHOW up! Hungh! Hungh! Take dat! Dis is where we tear tha roof off!

Kev(o)

Dis has been brought to you sorry son's a beetchus by da letter K and tha SEXPLOSION BLUE CREW.