mathNEWS Issue 85.5: Friday, March 16, 2001

Top ten things to colour your beer green with

10. Chorophyll gum
9. Carp carcasses from Lake Ontario
8. Fruit Loops (no - the purple ones smart@!)
7. Walkerton Water
6. The sludge at the bottom of the septic tank/nuclear waste
5. Wasabi
4. Manic Panic
3. Glow Sticks
2. Benzene with Green Food Colouring
1. Shredded Leprachaun Clothes

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