A recent survey conducted by Reuters last week suggests that only 75% of students agree that there is a lack of Katie Holmes in the Math and Computer (MC) building at the University of Waterloo. The current content of Katie Holmes in MC is zero parts per million.
The survey, conducted over several days on the third floor of MC, consisted of several questions regarding the make-up of the population within MC. The breakdown of responses to the main question were as follows:
A subquestion was also posed to those who responded that there is not enough Katie Holmes. In response to the question: 'How much more Katie Holmes is needed to satisfy your needs?', the following results were obtained:
In addition, the subquestion 'Why is there too much Katie Holmes?' was given to those who responded 'Way, way, way too much of Ms. Holmes' to the original question. The results were as follows:
Similar questions regarding the population ratios in MC yielded inconsistent results. Some of the more interesting statistics were as follows:
While the results show a strong demand for more Katie Holmes and Jennifer Love Hewitt, and less David Hasselhoff, there is little hope that the ratios will change in the near future. When contacted, both Ms. Holmes and Ms. Hewitt stated that "Our content can be reached through our official web-pages."