So the party went off with only two people finding it awkward, and leaving before actually getting inside the lyric. Once inside, we tried the typical pickup lines. Like "Hey, nice shoes..." and all that. So needles to say they didn't work. So me and the boys dilly dallied to the dance floor. The smallest of us being moi, at 190 pounds. The kids were so short, made me laugh. Anywho, onto the unity towel.
The unity towel is a little white handtowel that all the 'cool guys' where around their necks. It's for wipping the sweat off their faces when they dance. Unfortunatley the 14 year old boys (who act so tuff...) don't yet no how to dance. So I crashed their little dance circle, made a fool of myself, and embaressed them so much that they stopped with the circle dancing thing.
Wear a shirt and tie. The bouncers also recognize you quickly and don't check your ID badge when you keep wandering back to the VIP section.
Another way to look old, is to get your UW jacket on, and let's just pretend that your buddy in arts shows up. The one in English. You still have to ask yourself why the hell his jacket says BIO CHEM ENG. Is English really that embarassing to be in?