Are you a Math Vixen or Oxen?

Please don't hurt me!

Hey ladies. It's your turn. I expect that most of you are probably hooked up with a guy but what do you expect when there are five guys to one girl in this faculty. Take the quiz and find out if you really are the catch of the day or one of the leftovers.

Question 1:
You are walking home from a late study session at Dana Porter. As you walk down the dark eerie path leading towards St. Jerome's, a man jumps in front of you, his eyes filled with lust and desperation. You step back and:
a) Phone the Grand River Hospital before showing him why you are head of the UW kick boxing team.
b) Toss your hair in indignation and walk away as ten guys rush over and starts laying the boots to the guy.
c) Evaluate his armour class, pull out a double headed axe +3 and cleave off his arm for 1d8 damage. You then stop to tell the group that this is the lamest game of Dungeons & Dragons that you've ever played.
d) Watch in sadness as he looks you in the face, gags and runs off to the fields behind CLT, never to be seen again.

Question 2:
You're going to class when you trip and accidentally drop your books. As you're falling, a really cute guy catches you. You blush demurely and:
a) Watch as he picks up the books for you and helps carry them to your classroom. You then add him to your list of conquests.
b) Thank him for his help, collect your books and run off to tell your girlfriends about him. *teehee* *teehee*
c) Scream in terror when he suddenly drops you, runs over to your books and tells you that he's been looking for the 9th edition of the Calculus text book.
d) Pin him against the floor. You tell him that you will release him if he agrees to go on a date with you. As insurance, you take his driver's license, student card and social insurance.

Question 3:
Your name is:
a) Horace
b) Delta Burke
c) Hottie Vanhottenheimer (this calls for a Bud Light)
d) none of the above

Question 4:
You are having a few drinks on the Bomber patio with one of your female friends whenever both of you hear a whistle. You both look up and see a hot guy waving in your general direction. He then comes over and leans on the side and asks how you are doing. You look at your friend:
a) And tell him to book an appointment. You're taken for the next three weeks.
b) Stand up, give him a Purple Nurple, sit down and have a good laugh.
c) Say hello and strike up a conversation.
d) Look back at him, look at your empty glass, and order another pitcher.

Question 5:
Which answer best completes the following phrase? A good man is like:
a) A machine that can open tight jars, take out the garbage, wash the dishes, dispense money, kill spiders and give massages.
b) A chihauhau, hairless, innocent and always eager to play.
c) A harlequin romance, hot and sexy but not much content.
d) A soap opera, complex, emotional and cries a lot.

Solutions:
Question 1: a) 3, b) 4, c) 2, d) 1
Question 2: a) 4, b) 3, c) 1, d) 2
Question 3: a) 1, b) 2, c) 4, d) 3
Question 4: a) 4, b) 1, c) 3, d) 2
Question 5: a) 3, b) 4, c) 2, d) 1

Ratings:
Less than 05 or more than 20: Check your addition.
05 - 07: Have you ever thought about having a pet dog or cat as a companion?
08 - 10: You win some and you lose some. Unfortunately, it seems you lose more than you win.
11 - 13: By the time they can run, you've gotten too close for them to get away.
14 - 16: If there was a Dean's List for hotties, you'd be on it.
17 - 20: Are you really a Mathie? You should get a stick to beat away all those guys.

Disclaimer:
Keep in mind that I don't know that much about women. If something isn't cool with this quiz, don't worry. I'm sure my girlfriend will let me know way before you will.

MonkeyMan