Attention: Gold Diggers

There is one last opportunity for you to pick up a graduating mathie (or engineer) this saturday. Convocation is 10:00am to 1:00pm for math, and 2:00pm to 5:00pm for engineering.

For those that don't know, a vast majority of lonely, single geeks (with high paying jobs) will be at the bomber, drinking their single sorrows away, unless someone (i.e. You, the gold digger reading this) goes and gets them.

Hmmm, I'm graduating, I'll be at the bomber...