Point, Counter Point
Should a cure for ILS be funded for by MEF?

Yes

I don't think that ILS (Imaginary Lat' Syndrome) should be allowed to develop in modern society. We already have enough juice monkeys, and we don't need scrawny mathies walking around and pretending that they too are big, with huge Lats.

By helping fund a cure for ILS, MEF will prevent the ever so popular mathie beatings at Loose Change Louie's. The mathie boys with ILS tend to "strut" their imaginary lats, and act all tough. When, in reality, they are just pansy-ass mathies like everyone else.

So when these scrawny little pip squeaks start getting lippy, they also start bleeding and being thrown out. Leading to another night where another mathie doesn't pick up, again.

It can be concluded, for the sake of letting mathies pick up (but not breed), it would be advisable for MEF to fund the new ILS research centre.

Roderick Yessirom

No

There is no way MEF should fund a program to cure ILS (Imaginary Lady Syndrome). Mathies never get ladies, so they might as well be able brag about some imaginary, broad broad they picked up at stages, who is 35, has 2 kids already, and has more wrinkles than a shirt that's been in the dryer for five days.

Now, I understand that mathies think that by "bragging" about their current "Imaginary Lady Friend," they can impress "real ladies" (whether Vixen or Oxen), but really, you're still a slobbering geek, who has no more social skills than that thing at the end of your shoelaces [An aglet — TaxiEd]. Instead, just casually mention her, in passing, and if the "real lady" you are talking to is interested, just say something like, "Yeah, I was thinkin' of dumping that broad anyway." Girls love to hear that stuff coming from a manly (or mathie) man.

If MEF were to find a cure for ILS, then these mathies would have abso-smurfly nothing to talk about, other than computers, algorithms, and stupid proofs of theorems. For the love of all things holy, do not find a cure for Imaginary Lady Syndrome!

Humphrey Klincker Noman